College locker room stories

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In high school there was a rivalry between the Black and Italian. The best linebacker was an Italian kid and the best running back was black. They got in a fight showering after a game. Apparently it was over dIck size.

Italian kid said his was bigger based on girth but Black kid said his was bigger based on length. Kid you not. Full out brawl. Kid in high school would get completely naked, tie his shower towel around his neck like a cape and run around the locker room claiming to be Captain Nude-o. The bad locker room talk if any is almost entirely centered around what women some dude ogled. The worst it gets is talking about the girl at Starbucks that some dude is unsure whether she isa college freshman or high school senior.

That talk usually only goes on between close friends if it goes on at all. I am sure we College locker room stories some raunchy crap back in our teenage years and early 20s but usually guys grow out of that by their mid 30s at the latest. Either way, they are usually the type of people you don't associate with. Have we just discovered that Junkyardwilly is Sayers? We have the lockerroom talk thread on the politics board of him claiming he loves busting his buddies balls about bang his 17 year old daughter, now we have him dying to be at Dogger's 15 year old's omelet fiesta.

Sayers you old hound dog you. Well played! How is the statutory rape trial going!?!? Sayers is spending every waking moment retweeting Wikileaks stuff. I played sports in college. After a game, we were showering in a community shower that had those poles with 4 shower he. Some random black guy that was working out at the college came in to shower. He was looking around a lot and stared a bit. Started creeping us out. He then bent over and started washing his ass by reaching through his legs from the College locker room stories.

I promptly threw my clothes on and ran out. In high school after games there were guys who wold get soaped up and then do headfirst slides across the shower. I never did this as it seemed like a great way to scratch your junk on a tile that was a little loose. After a big victory occasionally our parents would order pizza and we would have locker room pizza parties. We thought it was hilarious at the time.

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Occasionally someone would p1ss on someone else's leg who wasn't paying attention, of which there was often some sort of retaliation. Tonight at beer league hockey, the locker room talk was the following: -Brazil after the Olympics - one of our guys travels to Brazil for work College locker room stories commodities in Brazil V US -Cuban cigars -Chiefs -What it's like to attend a football game in South Bend -Missouri Mavericks had 82 shots in their two games and only 3 goals.

The worst it gets is talking about the girl at Starbucks that some dude is unsure whether she is a college freshman or high school senior. I was in a locker room last week and this dood forgot his towel and just started drying himself off with paper towels from the automatic dispenser. So I talked to my buddy sitting next to me about that. The worst it gets is talking about the girl at Starbucks that somedude is unsure whether she is a college freshman or high school senior.

Group texts are a different story and I have had to drop out of several of those. SlothLoveChunk wrote: I was in a locker room last week and this dood forgot his towel and just started drying himself off with paper towels from the automatic dispenser. Theworst it gets is talking about the girl at Starbucks that some dude is unsure whether she is a college freshman or high school senior.

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I am sure we said some raunchycrap back in our teenage years and early 20s but usually guys grow out of that by their mid 30s at the latest. Speaking of locker rooms, is there a certain age you reach where wearing clothes or a towel just becomes optional? I swear every man over the age of 60 in my gym locker room walks around naked and they all talk to each other naked with absolutely no shame.

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Brooks liked to stick his head into theshowers and make sure everyone was "soaping up" properly. Tres creepy. It got worse when this black kid named Kyle transferred in. It was something. He was quite proud. Joe Bazine one day got a boner in the lockerroom, and everyone started screaming "Joe's got a boner" and stampeded out soaking wet.

Joe never lived it down. My buddy Jay decided to amp up the ghey cray a bit, and began messing with this sensitive fat. Let's call him Matthew. Jay would walk up to Matthew buck naked and start conversing with him. Then he'd tell Matthew how fine he thought Matthew looked. Jay would just saunter up naked, put his leg up on the bench where Matthew was sitting, and dangle his goods while he was talking to him. So naturally me and my buddy Dave ed in and showed Matthew some love. After a while, the three of us get called into the Principal's office.

Paul, a crew-cutted old school septuagenarian, tried to be understanding. He said there was no law about being a ghey, but we just could not go around molesting other boys in the locker room. Paul looks baffled. Which makes me and Dave lose it. Basically, we all got detention and Matthew turned out ghey in high school. Good times. Brooks liked to stick his head into the showers and make sure everyone was "soaping up" properly. He was quiteproud. Matthew would lose his and run away crying.

Like clockwork, the kid would lose his. So this one time I had all College locker room stories super fine bitches over at my house and we served them omelets until the sun came up, then their parents came and picked them up. He said there was no law aboutbeing a ghey, but we just could not go around molesting other boys in the locker room.

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We have the locker room talk thread on the politics board of him claiming he loves busting his buddies balls about bang his 17 year old daughter, now we have him dying to be at Dogger's 15 year old's omelet fiesta. I'm pretty sure he will remember to bring his towel next time but if he doesn't I'll see what I can do. Start New Topic. More Options.

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CM was in the same gym class as dogger. TCJayhawk wrote: The bad locker room talk if any is almost entirely centered around what women some dude ogled. Sorry, this thread is for men only; the ladies' locker room is over on Phogette. Rich white high school girls after homecuming! Man what I would have given to be at that party Have we just discovered that Junkyardwilly is Sayers? Not sure whyI'm laughing so hard at this. Miracles wrote: Tonight at beer league hockey, the locker room talk was the following: -Brazil after the Olympics - one of our guys travels to Brazil for work -Soybean commodities in Brazil V US -Cuban cigars -Chiefs -What it's like to attend a football game in South Bend -Missouri Mavericks had 82 shots in their two games and only 3 goals.

You sick SOB. How do you look yourself in the mirror? I'm 40 and only creepy and trashy on here. I know your husband won't like this but you're alsothe hottest Asian gal we've got. JunkYardWilly wrote: SlothLoveChunk wrote: I was in a locker room last week and this dood forgot his towel and just started drying himself off with paper towels College locker room stories the automatic dispenser. Pics plz I'm pretty sure he will remember to bring his towel next time but if he doesn't I'll see what I can do.

This thread is missing Shemales whipping out their purple lightsabres in the locker room. ChiTownJHawk21 wrote: Speaking of locker rooms, is there a certain age you reach where wearing clothes or a towel just becomes optional? You can have a conversation with a guy without the need to look at his balls. Jay would walk up to Matthewbuck naked and start conversing with him. So, your "locker room story" is about you,Jay and Dave f ucking with some poor kid?

And, at your age, you still think that's funny? JFC, that's pathetic. Elija wrote: hawkdogger wrote: True locker room story: in junior high, we already had some level of homo erotic tension, mainly because creepy Mr.

Man what I would have given to be at that party. Elija wrote: JunkYardWilly wrote: Elija wrote: hawkdogger wrote: True locker room story: in junior high, we already had some level of homo erotic tension, mainly because creepy Mr. Rich whitehigh school girls after homecuming! Oh and don't forget how I'm into pregnant or nursing chicks. Pics plz. SlothLoveChunk wrote: JunkYardWilly wrote: SlothLoveChunk wrote: I was in a locker room last week and this dood forgot his towel and just started drying himself off with paper towels from the automatic dispenser. Alright you got me.

Anyway wanted pics of the camel toes you witnessed plz Unless he's got a huge dong in which case you can throw College locker room stories pic of that in too.

College locker room stories

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