Embarassing pee stories

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College is hard…and we all have embarrassing stories to prove it.

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I was alone bad, I know so I had no one to watch my back while I popped a squat. I decided to run. I ran all the way to the public bathroom of my dorm, pulled my pants down and sat down to pee. I missed. I missed the toilet.

I fell flat on my bare ass and peed on impact. My mom asked what porn hub was…I told her. She then asked how I knew about it and I panicked and told her my boyfriend showed it to me. My mom just got up and walked out of the room. I tried to get into the bathroom that my room shared with the room next door but someone was in the shower.

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I banged on the door to be let in but the girl did not respond. And I ended up pooping myself. Worst part? This has happened to me more than once. This was during the day. Like broad daylight. When we got back and sat down, I immediately knew this evening had taken a bad turn. I ended up throwing up in the bathroom of my sorority house and even on his shirt.

Bonus points: it was actually the weekend of our anniversary. When we got back, everyone was hanging out in the parking lot to sober up. We ended up squatting—behind a big truck to save our pride, obvs—and peed in the parking lot, next to each other. Needless to say, never saw those boys again. But I think we are oddly closer now. Maddie Tomasek.

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Pee you later! Gives Daddy a whole new meaning. Sorry, Mom. Nice to meet you, roomies! Knocked me off my feet…literally. An afternoon nightmare. Happy anniversary, babe! You up? Bonding moment. Images via giphy.

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Maddie is a recently graduated English major and is excited to enter the publishing industry. Mental Health. Good stuff only!

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