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We had a pet raccoon for two days long party who would hang out with us. We thought he was a nice furry guy, but then he betrayed us. We were pretty drunk, he left, came back with friends, looted our house. If you read this Fritz: Reconsider.
One of my friends and I were at a house party. She drank 8 shots High school party stories tequila one right after the other and then proceeded to have bareback anal sex on the front lawn while High school party stories watched. Not one of her finest moments. I got piss drunk and wandered off to McDonalds, which was like a mile off campus.
I guess in my drunken state I got there and realized I had no money so I must have sat there and applied for a job. Last year a few of my friends hosted a party at their house. The toilet got clogged and everyone just kept using it and layering toilet paper up eventually rendering the toilet useless. So now everyone who had to piss did so in the bathtub. Same thing happened and now the bathtub is clogged. By the time any of the guys who lived there heard about it and walked towards the bathroom to investigate you have to walk past the laundry room to get there they see a girl sitting on the dryer taking a piss in it.
She claimed multiple girls did it right before her, so she thought it was okay. Got busted by a police helicopter while drinking at the lake. It was pretty surreal. Two girls screwed each other simultaneously with a banana one on each end at a party while a bunch of guys stood around and cheered.
The next morning, some hung-over guy actually ate that brown, bruised, sticky banana. The host of the party decided to get into his unregistered car, without plates, without insurance, and without a and as drunk as the day is long.
He drove the wrong way through a traffic circle roundabout? His best friend then screamed his name across the road, a neighbor called the cops, told them his name, etc. He was taken in and blood tested with 2. Everyone was drinking, smoking and all the usual things, and finally I got upstairs with a girl, to my bedroom.
We were beginning our stuff and this fucking crazy man stormed in and directly jumped outside. As it was a 2 stories building, at the moment it was not sure he was dead or not, but we learned it soon after. Two guys fought over a homely girl. One later pulled a knife one the other while he was asleep and stabbed him through the neck. Stabber BAC of around. Took him about 10 years to recover his mental faculties.
This one drunk girl had a fetish of getting pissed on. There was a circle of guys just pissing on her I kinda noped right out of the party. My house party. Guy asks me if he can shoot some other kid and shows me a. I tell him not on my property and not at my party; he apparently respected that.
Later he gets drunk and cuts his own stomach open… about 1 inch deep, 8 inches wide… you can clearly see each layer of skin and fat. We eventually convince him much later to go to the hospital, as he ly refused because he was afraid they were going to commit him to the psych ward, but by then they told him it had been too long and they could only debride and dress it. Turns out he walked into my friends neighbors house piss drunk asking where we were at like 2 a. Guy walked into the party, no one knew him, he walked around for a few minutes then puled out a gun, shot the refrigerator 2 times, and then calmly walked out.
Guy goes upstairs to pass out. Girl is already in the bed of his choosing. Amazing sex sounds. Morning after, horrible screaming. Guy and Girl turn out to be siblings. I live in Isla Vista, where basically party central is located on a street right on the cliffs over the ocean. I was at an ATO day party, everything is all good, people were intoxicated and having a good time, then all of a sudden we hear screams and people start freaking out.
Someone fell off the cliffs. Turns out it was my friend who fell off the cliffs to his death :. That was definitely one of the most craziest and traumatic experiences of my life, along with the shootings that happened here in Isla vista last weekend. Was at a Halloween party and passed out on top of a cooler. I awoke to my friends saying the cops were there and we had to run. So my friends and I were dressed up as a geisha girl, Cinderella, Abby cadabby and Tinkerbell…. We make it to a and call my friends boyfriend to take us home.
He shows up dressed as batman and drunk. He drives us home and on his way home gets pulled over and flees on foot. He then goes home and reports that someone in a batman costume stole his jeep…. Went to a house party freshman year of High school party stories school in Europe.
It was this rich girls apartment in a pretty high building stories. She lived on the top floor of this building and after getting drunk and a little high towelie styleI started feeling pretty confident in myself. She had a small balcony and it was next to her neighbors balcony which was about a 2 meter gap of nothing all the way down in between.
I stood up on the handrail and jumped across to the other balcony and back completely drunk. The second jump back really put how high up I was into perspective when I looked down at the middle of the jump. I saw a dude on drugs eat some guys ear… We were having the good old parties back in college when a guy outside went crazy. He literally ripped the dudes ear of and started munching on that little fucker. Someone called the cops and he was arrested, 2 years later he was arrested again for having 3 kids in his basement.
The foreign exchange student from Sweden took too much MDMA and ended up dancing in the living room with his pants and briefs pulled down. There he was, in the living room of a massive party, with his tiny little dick swaying back and forth. He was kicked out, and kept coming back dancing with his pants at his ankles. He came back the next day to apologize; it was his first week being a foreign exchange student at our school. Yes, a meme was made. Rave party in a church.
Some half-brown dreadlocked dude in a Jesus costume fucked a girl in the priest booth above the DJ stage. I was outside pissing in some nice bushes when I look up and holy fuck. Aurora Borealis! Living in Washington this has never happened before. I proceeded to run inside to tell everyone but they thought I was just drunk in their defense I was, and very enthusiastic and making shit up.
Their loss! Friend of mine was at a party the cops busted. It was Halloween so everyone was in costume. This one dude was dressed as jack sparrow. Funny as shit. Got incredibly drunk, passed out, woke up just in time to see a few of the guys High school party stories petrol out of the lawnmower and lighting their hands on fire then immediately dunking them in water.
Passed out again, woke up to a guy t-bagging my face. My mate then took a shit in the washing machine. I had to drive down from Huntsville, AL about miles to get him. To this day he still has no idea what happened and he still has the bathrobe. Not me, but when High school party stories boyfriend was in college, he discovered whiskey and got blackout drunk. My friends ripped a parking meter out of the ground and threw it off the fourth floor of their dorm to get it open.
I was at a party across the street and a couple houses down from where I lived. Your mom is here! I went to the back yard where the older adults were sitting by the fire and there my mom was. Shit-faced doing jell-O shots. She yelled for me to come sit on her lap and she handed me a cup of jell-O. That was the first time I did a jell-O shot. Thanks mom. Guy who was passed out dead-drunk, someone thought it would be funny to hit him in the balls. Sleeping dude jumps up with ninja speed and stands in the middle of the room in fighting position, looks confused at us all laughing, mumbles something, goes back to his sleeping place and lays down.
My friend threw a party in his dorm our freshman year.
We woke up in the morning and his toilet was split in half, straight down the middle. No one knows how it happened. One of my roommates got piss drunk, walked to a grocery store nearby, purchased a frozen pizza and broke into the fire station evidently looking for a way to heat it up. These words are for us all. Beyond Worthyby Jacqueline Whitney.
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